Saturday, December 4, 2010

Today's Headlines

CLASSES END WITH SNOWY AND SATISFYING FINISH
Chinese skits and language logic problems round out the semester.

COED RECEIVES APARTMENT KEYS, CELEBRATES WITH PIZZA
Having officially signed the lease and withstood another two hours of well-meant health advice, Jessica R and friend promptly leave the pistachios in the car in favor of cheesy goodness.

RACE AGAINST TIME: COUNTDOWN STARTS ON FINAL PAPER
The writer calls "finish[ing] the outline, anyway" an "acceptable start," and is confident the paper will make 3,000 words by its Sunday deadline: "Sleep is only for real people."

2 comments:

  1. so excititng!
    but does that mean Jess isn't going to be around very much again this summer?

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  2. Sleep is overrated!

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